Molecular Genetics from the Gold Standard Labs - CD / Album

Disk 1 - Track 1-How to Become a Virgin
Disk 1 - Track 2-Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?
Disk 1 - Track 3-Twenty-three Lubed-up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
Disk 1 - Track 4-Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out of My Bed
Disk 1 - Track 5-The Half Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
Disk 1 - Track 6-Perils of Believing in Round Squares
Disk 1 - Track 7-Flash's Theme
Disk 1 - Track 8-Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe
Disk 1 - Track 9-Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-abs
Disk 1 - Track 10-Bring Your 65 Italian Carbine
Disk 1 - Track 11-Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby
Disk 1 - Track 12-Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
Disk 1 - Track 13-Flight of the Wounded Locust
Disk 1 - Track 14-Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed
Disk 1 - Track 15-Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-me-down Display Case
Disk 1 - Track 16-This Is Radio Surgery
Disk 1 - Track 17-Spitting in the Faces of Fools As a Source of Nutrition
Disk 1 - Track 18-Sever the Toes
Disk 1 - Track 19-Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle
Disk 1 - Track 20-Moth-eaten Deer Head
Disk 1 - Track 21-Brand New Set of Teeth
Disk 1 - Track 22-How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
Disk 1 - Track 23-Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth
Disk 1 - Track 24-Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover)
Disk 1 - Track 27-Straight from the Horse's Mouth
Disk 1 - Track 28-An Extra Piece of Dead Meat
Disk 1 - Track 29-Twenty-three Full-time Cowboys
Disk 1 - Track 30-Backbones of Jack Asses
Disk 1 - Track 31-Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
Disk 1 - Track 32-Skin Graft at Seventy-five Miles Per Hour
Disk 1 - Track 33-High-maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
Disk 1 - Track 34-Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony... Yea Whatever)
Disk 1 - Track 35-Kill Roger Hedgecock
Disk 1 - Track 36-Hairspray Suppository
Disk 1 - Track 37-Cattle Mutilation
Disk 1 - Track 38-Prepare to Qualify
Disk 1 - Track 39-Pain Reliever
Disk 1 - Track 40-Off By a Long Shot
Disk 1 - Track 41-#99
Disk 1 - Track 42-Head Hits Concrete
Disk 1 - Track 43-Ass Gravity
Disk 1 - Track 44-Keep Off the Tracks
Disk 1 - Track 25-Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)
Disk 1 - Track 26-Stucco Obelisks Labeled As Trees